Points to be noted:
1) Submit your resume 24 hours after the due time.
2) Go to the interview wearing a T-shirt of another club's fest.
3) In the section titled " Previous Leadership Experience", write: Class monitor, standards 1,2 and 3
4) Try to shake hands with as many people on the interview panel as possible. If they resist then try to hug them. If this too doesnt work then burst into tears and run from the room.
5) Make continuous innuendos and wink at all female panel members: Good if you are a guy, better if you are a gal (You probably will get an automatic membership into all clubs for this though). If they dont respond then blow kisses at them.
6) Count loudly to 5 before answering any of their questions.
7) Tell the panel that you need to consult your lawyer before answering any potentially damaging questions.
8) During the interview, flash your new AND costly mobile phone and pretend to receive important calls/sms
9) When asked to introduce yourself, distribute xerox copies of your ID card/ Driver's license/ Mess card to all the panelists.
10) At the end of the interview when asked if you have any questions, ask if you will get a free club T-shirt.
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