College Fundae

I invite all my readers to share in interesting fundae heard when they were in NITK or otherwise.. Lets make this post a worthy one! I shall also be adding more statements as and when i remember them..

Some fundae i heard which i shall share:
* " You have heard about Alexander the great? He is standing in front of you! Got the point??" - Alex D'souza, workshop foreman, NITK

* "There wont be any choices in the exam as if I give choices then most ppl will take the easier questions and the ones who take the tougher question will suffer" - CPO sir to Ravi nigam

* " Sir u pls learn the subject, prepare a thesis on it and then i will be glad to allow you to leave the drawing hall early" - Engineering Graphics teacher to Jayanth modi when the latter wanted to leave early due to a cold

* " Everyone produce their ID cards.. How am i to trust that u arent writing the endsem test for someone else?" - Arbit Engg Mechanics prof to us during endsems 1st sem

* " Auto catalysis doesnt mean catalysis in Auto rickshaw!" - Dr A.V Adhikari (One can write an entire page on his fundae)

* "Bit size of char, int, float etc is analogous to the phases of the moon: Quarter, Half, Full and then no Amavasya.. Mind it!" - Rajeevan, Comp. Programming, 2nd sem

* "Are u hard?? Do u like the flavour of hard?" - Gloriously ignorant PPM teacher in his 2nd (And last) class to us, 7th sem

* " I am the Vitruvian Man!!!!!!!" - Arbit 2nd year guy during Star Gazing Club recruitments