PCSPI class by Jittu

So this week heralded a welcome, albeit temporary, change in the teaching routing for the dreaded PCSPI subject. Turns out GOD was unavailable to help us (Nice pun huh? ) and so it was upto the All-Indian teacher from biotech dept, Jitendra Pal, to take us through Solid Waste Management (Read- Shit control) this week. Is it a coincidence that he actually sits in the room meant for GOD in biotech dept then?? Hmmm...

So we began the classes in the Biotech dept at 10 am (AC ROCKS BABY!) yesterday and we were treated to..........................NOTHING! Great engineers that we are, we couldnt figure out why the OHP wasnt working till the Heat Transfer Lab Assistant came forward and - you will love this - tightened a few loose connections with a screwdriver! Lol..

10:45 am and the classes begin! A most joyous presentation in front showed why things too happy n cheery are called "Gay".. The ppt looked like an 8 year old did it and from past experiences with jittu, we wont be surprised if that was true! The first 20 mins were really fun with statistics on avg solid waste generation for countries making GOGO confess that he himself produces 1 kg solid waste/day! The author says: HAHAHAHA

Past experiences also taught us that eventually jittu sucks interest out of anything like a Hummingbird on a wild orchid. 11:00 am and the true avatar of the class was revealed! Power cut and no AC/Fans.. But the delightful ppt continued on a UPS and we cheered everytime someone got up to open a window or screen away a curtain - There was nothing left to cheer about! Manish tried his best to bestow upon us his gift for melancholy but nothing could stop jittu that day.. Except jittu himself!

11:30 am and jittu says its boring (DUH!) and asks if we wanna stop now.. The titanic survivors cant compare to this particular lifeline and most grabbed onto it in utter relief. Some were so shocked they actually told jittu to continue (I remember you all!) but common sense won and the class ended - for now!

Today at 11:00 am we begin another episode of "Jittu taking PCSPI".. Make sure to join us then on your favourite channel SNORE-TV. Between now and then, enjoy everybody!

I end with a most delightful (Read GAY) slogan encountered in the ppt:-

Dont treat waste as Trash, use it for Cash!

I am sure many gtalk status messages right now are inspired by this.. Adeiu!