Friday, October 31, 2008

Trick or Treat!


You know when the entire world seems to be buzzing around one word while you cant see what the fuss is all about? Halloween happens to be the biggest erk for me that way.. So I decided to spend some time and learn on it, and hey maybe post it too courtesy of http://www.history.com/minisites/halloween:-

Origins

Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in). The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United Kingdom, and northern France, celebrated their new year on November 1. This day marked the end of summer and the harvest and the beginning of the dark, cold winter, a time of year that was often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead became blurred. On the night of October 31, they celebrated Samhain, when it was believed that the ghosts of the dead returned to earth. In addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, Celts thought that the presence of the otherworldly spirits made it easier for the Druids, or Celtic priests, to make predictions about the future. For a people entirely dependent on the volatile natural world, these prophecies were an important source of comfort and direction during the long, dark winter. To commemorate the event, Druids built huge sacred bonfires, where the people gathered to burn crops and animals as sacrifices to the Celtic deities.

During the celebration, the Celts wore costumes, typically consisting of animal heads and skins, and attempted to tell each other's fortunes. When the celebration was over, they re-lit their hearth fires, which they had extinguished earlier that evening, from the sacred bonfire to help protect them during the coming winter.

By A.D. 43, Romans had conquered the majority of Celtic territory. In the course of the four hundred years that they ruled the Celtic lands, two festivals of Roman origin were combined with the traditional Celtic celebration of Samhain.

The first was Feralia, a day in late October when the Romans traditionally commemorated the passing of the dead. The second was a day to honor Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruit and trees. The symbol of Pomona is the apple and the incorporation of this celebration into Samhain probably explains the tradition of "bobbing" for apples that is practiced today on Halloween. By the 800s, the influence of Christianity had spread into Celtic lands. In the seventh century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints' Day, a time to honor saints and martyrs. It is widely believed today that the pope was attempting to replace the Celtic festival of the dead with a related, but church-sanctioned holiday. The celebration was also called All-hallows or All-hallowmas (from Middle English Alholowmesse meaning All Saints' Day) and the night before it, the night of Samhain, began to be called All-hallows Eve and, eventually, Halloween. Even later, in A.D. 1000, the church would make November 2 All Souls' Day, a day to honor the dead. It was celebrated similarly to Samhain, with big bonfires, parades, and dressing up in costumes as saints, angels, and devils. Together, the three celebrations, the eve of All Saints', All Saints', and All Souls', were called Hallowmas.


Halloween comes to America

As European immigrants came to America, they brought their varied Halloween customs with them. Because of the rigid Protestant belief systems that characterized early New England, celebration of Halloween in colonial times was extremely limited there. It was much more common in Maryland and the southern colonies. As the beliefs and customs of different European ethnic groups, as well as the American Indians, meshed, a distinctly American version of Halloween began to emerge. The first celebrations included "play parties," public events held to celebrate the harvest, where neighbors would share stories of the dead, tell each other's fortunes, dance, and sing. Colonial Halloween festivities also featured the telling of ghost stories and mischief-making of all kinds. By the middle of the nineteenth century, annual autumn festivities were common, but Halloween was not yet celebrated everywhere in the country.

In the second half of the nineteenth century, America was flooded with new immigrants. These new immigrants, especially the millions of Irish fleeing Ireland's potato famine of 1846, helped to popularize the celebration of Halloween nationally. Taking from Irish and English traditions, Americans began to dress up in costumes and go house to house asking for food or money, a practice that eventually became today's "trick-or-treat" tradition. Young women believed that, on Halloween, they could divine the name or appearance of their future husband by doing tricks with yarn, apple parings, or mirrors.

In the late 1800s, there was a move in America to mold Halloween into a holiday more about community and neighborly get-togethers, than about ghosts, pranks, and witchcraft.
At the turn of the century, Halloween parties for both children and adults became the most common way to celebrate the day. Parties focused on games, foods of the season, and festive costumes. Parents were encouraged by newspapers and community leaders to take anything "frightening" or "grotesque" out of Halloween celebrations. Because of their efforts, Halloween lost most of its superstitious and religious overtones by the beginning of the twentieth century. By the 1920s and 1930s, Halloween had become a secular, but community-centered holiday, with parades and town-wide parties as the featured entertainment. Despite the best efforts of many schools and communities, vandalism began to plague Halloween celebrations in many communities during this time. By the 1950s, town leaders had successfully limited vandalism and Halloween had evolved into a holiday directed mainly at the young. Due to the high numbers of young children during the fifties baby boom, parties moved from town civic centers into the classroom or home, where they could be more easily accommodated. Between 1920 and 1950, the centuries-old practice of trick-or-treating was also revived. Trick-or-treating was a relatively inexpensive way for an entire community to share the Halloween celebration. In theory, families could also prevent tricks being played on them by providing the neighborhood children with small treats. A new American tradition was born, and it has continued to grow. Today, Americans spend an estimated $6.9 billion annually on Halloween, making it the country's second largest commercial holiday.

Today's Traditions

The American tradition of "trick-or-treating" probably dates back to the early All Souls' Day parades in England. During the festivities, poor citizens would beg for food and families would give them pastries called "soul cakes" in return for their promise to pray for the family's dead relatives.
The distribution of soul cakes was encouraged by the church as a way to replace the ancient practice of leaving food and wine for roaming spirits. The practice, which was referred to as "going a-souling" was eventually taken up by children who would visit the houses in their neighborhood and be given ale, food, and money.

-In 1932, George Peters works on these Halloween masks

The tradition of dressing in costume for Halloween has both European and Celtic roots. Hundreds of years ago, winter was an uncertain and frightening time. Food supplies often ran low and, for the many people afraid of the dark, the short days of winter were full of constant worry. On Halloween, when it was believed that ghosts came back to the earthly world, people thought that they would encounter ghosts if they left their homes. To avoid being recognized by these ghosts, people would wear masks when they left their homes after dark so that the ghosts would mistake them for fellow spirits. On Halloween, to keep ghosts away from their houses, people would place bowls of food outside their homes to appease the ghosts and prevent them from attempting to enter.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Kodachaadri, episode 3: The good stuff!

Now this is a post I really liked writing as it more than compensates the last 2 pessimistic posts. I have talked on the Ugly stuff and the Bad stuff, time for the Good stuff.. Hey when u got 27 friends going on a 2 day trip no way u gonna get bored! I shall mention a few of them but before them I must apologise to all readers who werent involved in this trip: Guess the last few posts were mega-boring to you!

* Anthakshari on the bus (It's becoming a sort of tradition)
* Exhilaration upon reaching the guest house
* Greater joy on viewing the sunset
* That night:-
1) Bonfire and songs
2) 22 guys in 1 room
3) The 'Oh-so-Dumb-Charades'
4) Our version of Fight Club meets WWE
5) Arvind Bansal demonstrating his incredible snoring skills
6) Rajesh getting up and complaining he cant sleep next to bansal
7) Corny jokes galore from me, manish, darshan, shiva, ravi and rajesh
8) My mimics of the old bollywood heroes irritating ravi- esp Sanjeev Kumar
9) Shiva laughing villaniously in his sleep (I would pay to know what he was dreaming about)
* Waking up all the sleepers at 6 am- I got all sorts of reactions from them!
* Kiran singing breathless by Shankar Mahadevan: Unbelievably good!
* Reaching the falls- beautiful
* Reaching the road- Allah had mercy on us!


In the end i gotta say this:-
Money cost of trip: Rs 600
Physical cost of trip: Indeterminable (As i write this post, ppl talking on gtalk complaining of the pain)
Getting to the road after being so down we could hear Lucifer above us- Priceless

There maybe some things in life you cant buy n others you can use Mastercard but get this: "No more treks for me- EVER!" was probably the motto of the class at the end. Was it worth it? As I answered in my previous post- HELL YEAH BABY!

P.S. I gained new appreciation for some friends and lost some for others.. But thats another story for another time! For anyone who plans to go to kodachaadri:-
* Carry light luggage, dont miss ur sports shoes, sweater/ jacket and food
* Salt, glucose, ORS powders are simply priceless whether u think so or not
* Get the route all discussed with local ppl, for u DONT wanna be lost or have a false idea of the distance/terrain
* Most importantly- Prepare yourself for a hard journey, worth it in the end!

Kodachaadri, episode 2: Trekking

Wow now this I can write on for a loooooong time for it took me a long time nearly every time :(

The peak is about 1350 m above sea level and the route is a horror! One thinks of a trek as a enlightening experience and it certainly was: It lightened me by atleast 3-4 kilos.. Lol.. The trek began with a steady walk over near horizontal ground till a "hotel" midway.. Like Gimli said in LOTR: We dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over straight distances! Gogo and me say to that: Amen! Ppl with big BMI are incredibly good over straight ground, usually better than most others..

Well after lunch, we began the 2nd part of the trek to the guest house atop the peaks. Let me tell u now itself, this was all uphill and I got f***ed up badly: Pace was the issue, stamina wasnt a real factor. But just when the glucose was taking its action & I felt good enough to climb Mt. Everest, came the cramps. Started with the toes and went upwards to the quadriceps of both legs: Here is where the sensational six formed a group till the end: Me, GOGO, Dipanker, Sanjay, Macha (Yuvaraj) and Ravi struggled on (Or was it just me doing the struggling part?) and reached the peak about 30 mins after the main party. The thing which angered me sooo much here was ppl shouting "praises" to me which I know are undeserved and also nothing being said to the other 5 guys! It was ~9 kms in total but felt like 20 :( That day also saw a trek to the very peak to view the sunset but alas, I was too spent to proceed there:-

The next day saw the journey back- downhill I went with Singhai who I must say helped as I was among the very first to reach the "hotel" (Note the inverted's, ppl). A break here and we set off to see Arashinagundi falls (Hey thats what I think the name is atleast!).. Compared to this part of the trip, the trek to the guest house was a piece of cake.. I heard this comment during that part many times- "This is a real trek man".. I also heard this comment even more times- "Never have I been so f***ed up before in my life"! The journey was through twisted routes so we needed a guide who could have beat the pants outta Tensing Norgay anyday.. Unfortunately our priorities split between stopping for a break and not stopping in fear of leech infestation (See previous post) and the road is- Eh, what road?? Slippery downslopes, fallen logs and big rocks were obstacles but it was simply worth it- If not for the waterfalls, then for the sheer kick of doing it.

Of course the guide cant be perfect (Aren't we all imperfect?) and we found it out the hard way. He led us back to a point whereupon a jungle road of sorts about 4 kms would lead us to the road where the bus would pick us up.. Hmmm... Was it just me or did he have a sparkle in his mouth when he said that? Realise that most of us were spent big time and the sensational six formed again here! After walking for clearly over 7 kms, we 6 were really considering being lost as no return shouts could be heard in response to our desperate pleading shouts.. I swear all 6 of us got delusional when we "heard" vehicles nearby when actually we were about just half-way through.. Timely breaks and constant encouragement kept me going as by now my legs were dead! When we finally saw the road and heard the others, all of us did something I shall never forget- In unison we all turned to face the road, got down on our knees and kissed the ground multiple times.. It was a scene straight out of a lame soap serial but I loved it!
And now 18.5 hrs later as I write this post- my legs still ache, my feets are still swollen and the leech bites look like a "Connect the dots" puzzle (Which probably will reveal a picture of Mama leech) and I think- was it all worth it? Well maybe not the waterfall part but Day 1?? Hell yeah, baby.. See my next post for more on that..

Kodachaadri, episode 1: When Leeches attack!

You know when u eagerly await an event and when its finally over, it seems it couldnt have finished earlier?? Ominious statement to begin a saga of posts on a class trip which the final years of Chemical Engg, NITK took not 2 days ago..

Check out http://www.dreamroutes.org/western/kodachadri.html for info on Kodachaadri where we went, I shall refrain on mentioning a lot on it.

Anyway here we were, 22 guys n 5 gals in total, just down from the bus at the start point of the trek and I couldnt help thinking why Christina wore simple sandals despite the many, many warnings about leeches and shoes.. Hey dont blame me for doing nothing, I had asked her about it but got cut off abruptly: Too bad for her! 2 mins into the trek and she screams.... Imagine an ultra-feminine lady screaming shrilly while jumping like a rabbit on steroids and u shall get an idea of what the rest of us felt. Of course she isnt the only one, we all had our short-comings against those blood-sucking ba****ds.. Some of us were simply more expressive than others! A quick change of footwear and the journey resumed- For now!!!


Throughout the 2 days of trekking, we were on the lookout of leeches and most of us had different styles of response: Some continued on, some freaked out n got others to remove the leeches for them, some like me swatted any visible ones & continued on. However I must mention I was probably the only one to get 3 leeches actually coming out after having had their fill- atleast they had the courtesy to get out of their own without any bartender's assistance :)

Salt, water, sticks, leaves and even hands were used but those lil beasts attacked us, reminds me of the tv show Survivor. At the waterfall there were actual water leeches- Big daddies of the leech kingdom! Still after the trip we can proudly say: We are NOT scared of Leeches.. Well atleast some of us.. hehe

Thursday, October 23, 2008

A great comic!

I have been a fan of saad akhtar's comic (Fly,you fools! ) for a long time now and this comic strip especially connected with me.. So I simply HAD to put it here.. Enjoy:-


Fly You Fools - Indian Web Comic about life and it's Irritations
Fly You Fools - Indian Comics about Life.

Last lab ever- For now!

You know how there are some things u can never wait to end? Labs were something for me, and a few others too.. Chemicak engineering at NITK has always been characterised by labs - No fewer than 5 of them for the B.Tech guys alone! And these arent the "sit-in-an-ac-room-chatting-on-gtalk" kinda lab.. Real work involved, ya IT bums :)

So when it came that we were having the endsem exam for the final lab ever, there were mixed emotions.. Mostly of relief but also nostalgia! I myself made sure I was among the last to leave that day at 5:30 pm on Tuesday, Oct 21, 2008..

The test? Easy actually! Guess the teacher wanted to get rid of us just as badly.. However Jittu made his presence felt as usual by turning a blind-eye whenever we wanted (Atleast for the 2nd batch, the 1st batch sucks!)..

The viva I remember most is that of Sourabh Dhole where I SWEAR he demonstrated all the moves of a professional hitman- from removing the gun, to shooting, and blowing off the smoke at the gun hilt in classic fashion.. See below Dhole shooting:-

The next few "poses" were probably him repenting that hit for he gave superb imitations of The Thinker :-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thinker





The author was actually the 1st to enter the 1st lab of NITK and the lst to leave the last lab of NITK: Surely this statement will re-affirm the opinion many ppl have about me but I dont care.. Or atleast I say I dont :)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Chandrayaan mission

Hey this video took a hell of a lot of time to search,download and upload so I would appreciate it if u took the time to see it:-


Chandrayaan 1 (Sanskrit: चंद्रयान-1, lit: Lunar Craft), is an unmanned lunar exploration mission by the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO). The mission includes a lunar orbiter as well as an impactor. The spacecraft was launched by a modified version of the Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle on October 22, 2008. (THATS TODAY PEOPLE).

The remote sensing satellite will weigh 1308 kg (590 kg initial orbit mass and 504 kg dry mass) and carry high resolution remote sensing equipment for visible, near infrared, soft and hard X-ray frequencies. Over a two-year period, it is intended to survey the lunar surface to produce a complete map of its chemical characteristics and 3-dimensional topography. The polar regions are of special interest, as they might contain water ice. The ISRO has identified Mylswamy Annadurai as Project Chief.

The spacecraft was successfully launched on October 22nd at 6:22 AM (AGAIN TODAY: I saw it live) Indian Standard Time . After the spacecraft reaches its lunar transfer orbit, it will take 16 days to reach the Moon. They estimate the cost to be INR 3.86 billion (US$ 83 million). The mission includes five ISRO payloads and six payloads from other international space agencies such as NASA and ESA, and the Bulgarian Aerospace Agency, which is being carried free of cost.

Check out http://www.isro.org/chandrayaan-1/

Be proud to be an INDIAN, for I certainly am!

An interesting read- Yogesh Chhabria

LATELY, I have been thinking a lot about the Lehman crisis. Spending
money that they didn't have and going beyond their means is one of the
main reasons for their situation today. In fact that is the cause for
the current economic crisis in the US .

When I see all this happening, I can only remember the good old days.
Then, 'karz' was bad. People looked down upon those who took loans.
Parents would not give their daughter's hand in marriage to a man with
loans.

But of course, the times have changed now. Everyone I know has a loan.
The buzz word is EMI (equated monthly installment). Today, you can buy
everything on EMI - a house, a television, an i-Pod. In fact I know of
someone who just bought a fancy BMW 3 series on EMI, instead of buying
a cheaper car outright with cash.

Anyway, coming back to what caused the crisis. Imagine having Rs 2
lakh in your bank account, no regular income, yet buying a house worth
Rs 65 lakh, in the hope of selling it for a higher price. Even if the
price of the house fell by just 5 per cent (that is Rs 3 lakh), you
will go bankrupt.

This is what Lehman Brothers did; with around USD 20 billion they went
and bought assets worth over USD 600 billion. Isn't it suicidal and
simply foolish?

But there are a few lessons that we can learn:

1.Live a balanced life and avoid overspending.

2.Don't buy things we don't need.

3.Don't buy Branded good's.

4.Don't buy excess Food, Cloths, Cosmetics, Footwear, electronics and
Fashion accuracies
just think before you buy.

Tip: World still has a lot of growth ahead and the future holds
immense opportunities for us. Let us make the most of it and save and
invest it wisely instead of wasting our precious little on things we
don't need.

5.Try to balance life with work (No one is happy to work in their
profession's).

6. Don't stress out your self, after work try to do some extra
activities like swimming, yoga, walking, running where you can
divert your mind from stress.

A thumb rule: Health is more important than money.

7.Try to understand each other (Wife and Husband) in financial
matter's and help each
other.

Tip: As soon as you get your monthly salary, set aside a fixed amount,
usually 35 per cent, for insurance, savings and investments. You can
then spend the rest.

8. Not all loans are bad. Loans that are 'need based' (home loans,
education loans) can always find a place in your finances against
those
that are largely 'want based' (Credit cards, personal loans, car loans).

9. Borrow only if repayment is financially comfortable.

A thumb rule: Keep EMIs within 35 to 45 per cent of your monthly income

In that respect, there is one American who I really respect - WARREN
BUFFET. He has lived in the same ordinary house for over three
decades, drives his own medium sized car and leads an extremely
regular 'middle class' life. If that's all it takes for the richest
person on earth to be happy, why do all of us need to take extra
stress just so that we can get things which aren't even essential?

Of course this applies to all those who think and lead a conservative life style

Sunday, October 19, 2008

CPI Seminars..

You know how you expect a lot from something but it usually disappoints? Well that was the case with these seminars we had recently. For those who came in late: Our class has a number of characters who come out in full plumage during class seminars, much to the delight of the rest of us. Plus the fact that the teacher was Jittu and you are excused for expecting fireworks.. Alas!!!

I shall refrain from the description as its simply not blog-worthy! Instead I will provide a gist of funny incidents as I remember them:-
* Sir catching Alok off-guard with questions as he was leaving the podium
* Christina meets Windows Vista and Office 2007.. Lol..
* Deepti flummoxed by sir's question on the process principle after she had just finished describing it
* Dipanker doing a 2 hour wonder and getting that ppt all ready
* Hardik with a monster ppt: He talked for 10 mins on a SINGLE SLIDE... Top that anyone!
* Gogo getting hassled by prabha over Type 316... Its a material type btw, or atleast i guess so!
* Nitin giving a most commendable ppt despite an obviously hurting ear- Kudos mate..
* Preet revealing to us that cigarettes and toilet paper are made of the same material (Well they both go in at opp ends of the body if u know what i mean, a tough pun this one)
* Saurav mishra and Sourabh dhole getting too excited during their ppt on alcohol production
* I was termed "Inaudible" by people later.. Oh the shame of it!
* Arun chandra using the nearby black-board to explain his points- This coming from the guy who gave us King's law, Open-closed systems and Hair hygrometer!
* Macha getting finally belted by sir for asking too many questions (Damn!)
* Manish trying to do the 1-2 to macha for retribution but got raped instead by macha answering them all... Too good that was!
* Sir catching us using the projector for..Ahem.. "audio-visual" activites and blaming Alok for our sins :)
* The beginning of the end for Dumb n Dumberer.. May write a post on it soon depending on if I feel so..

Saturday, October 18, 2008

If ppl throw stones at you, turn them into milestones!

Do a google search on "sachin" alone and u get this guy:-



If at all the time comes in the future when i see this post again and others ask me who this person is, I shall think the Dark Ages have descended upon us! I shall provide only the below info:

SACHIN TENDULKAR
Born :- 24 April, 1973 at Mumbai(Bombay), India
ODI Debut :- vs Pakistan at Gujranwala(Pak.), 1989-90
Test Debut :- vs Pakistan at Karachi(Pak.), 1989-90
Any other info is useless as he will be around to play for more.. much more! Thanks for being that gifted star, sachin: Kudos!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Nostalgia 101: A 4 credit course

Oct 8th was Ayudha Pooja here where people offer blessings to the Worksman.. In honour of the craftsman Vishwakarma actually! Now none can complain I dont provide general knowledge in my blog :)

Point in hand: Ayudha pooja in the dept of chemical engineering, NITK and a handful of students were there throughout the "emotional" experience which prompted one and all to shed copious tears! But it was all worth it when we got a chance to see hitherto unseen and unheard of pictures: I had to make do with my Nokia N73 (Gloat..) with its 3.2 MP camera and my height handicap here wrt to pictures but hope you can make sense of them nonetheless:

Download the pics and get a better view


See Saidutta, GM, DVRM and GOD in their prime!
One more- The 4 seem inseparable even as early as 1993.. Enid Blyton would probably make a detective series on them to give competition to Famous Five, Secret Seven etc.. How does the Fatal Four sound?? Gimme more names, I would love to hear on this..



Saved the best for last: Thatha as he is most fondly called, the dashing young man in the red circle is Prof MS Kamath (Someone contact Ripley's Believe it or Not!).. This particular pic was taken in 1968..
Is it worth the hassle to try to get better pics from a professional digi-cam by trying to convince the lab attendents to open this magic portal to the past (A rotting cupboard and a wall actually)? I will think about it!

People we see online on gtalk at 5 am..

I must confess here that my night life is pretty much non-existent. I shall give no reasons to "Defend" myself for I prefer it the way it is.. I am not a night-owl, I am a dawn-hawk :)

Anyway I see various categories of people who are seen online on gtalk at 5 am. This is a brief mention of those rare (Thankfully!) categories:-

The " I am asleep, I just like to keep my pc on" type
This is the single most populous category in this post. Right now, its 6 30 am on a lovely saturday morning (Lovely 'cause its a holiday for NITKians) and with late friday night crrescendo activities one doesnt expect anyone to be online except for category 3 which we shall see soon. But I have no less than 8 members of this category online right now in my friends list, which is not a long one to begin with.

These people dont care less what the cost of being online is as long as they dont miss a chat message from the e-tooth fairy! Utterly jobless that they are, google deserves a praise for the "idle" status..

The "I am all night-er " type
The category with the least number of people and there is a reason for that.. Check out the past few members of this category : The Joker, Osama bin Laden, George W Bush, Suhas R Rao (Brrrr).. I can go on and on- Members have their life span counted in weeks rather than years. Yet they never learn! Maybe its all the "ecstacy" in their life which keeps them awake AND active.. God help their souls.. 2 of them online presently in my friend's list!

The "I just woke up" type
Now then I myself am a member of this category but doesnt mean I am averse to spamming myself: What's wrong with you???? Amnesia? Love? Hatred? Sorrow? Or free net till 8 am?

I excuse those who fall into the last reason for waking up at 5 am and coming online (Of course I do, I am one of them!) but whichever way you look at it, this is the sanest group of the lot.. As a great poet once said " The early bird may or may not get the fattest worm but the man who wakes up earliest gets the shit throne to himself!"

Period.

Festival season

I had no idea there were people in this world who actually thrive on reading my posts daily and I was asked by no less than 8 people about the lack of a post the coupla days. Not that I am not flattered but the reason was its festival time in mangalore what with Dussehra, Sharada Pooja etc etc.. These are taken pretty seriously indeed here with opulence seen throughout the week.

I never miss the procession which is real fun and can only be felt properly by being there..
See a few pics and try to make do, this may indeed be my last chance to experience the mangalore charm: 20 years in this place and I still don't get over it :)








Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Good Joke!

This is a joke in my blog itself but since it updates itself daily, I felt it good enough to mention it here as a post for those who missed it:

Wise Old Man

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."
The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

I won €750,000???

Yesterday the great agency of BONO LOTTERY ESPAÑA contacted me via gmail to inform me that I was one of the randomly drawn, computer generated winners of a ballot lottery held by them as an international promo..

My 1st thought was: Why the hell didnt it go to my spam folder instead of inbox?? I told a coupla friends and we all had a laugh at it. I ignored it and continued with my business as usual.

Then again today morning it came but asking me to contact their coordinator who shall then tell me how to proceed.. Here is the mail i got :-

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Congratulations once again from the entire staff of the BonoLottery Award
Mrs Dari Sorayda Perez(Bono Lottery Analyst)

Nice huh? All it took was one google search of "Bono Lottery" and the 1st result i get informs of the infamous bono scam. I scratch my head thinking how could anyone fall for this but then i remember the "D-uh's" I had covered in an earlier post!

Bono Lottery International Program Scam
The lottery email included below is a scam. The Bono Lottery International Program scam email shown below claims that the recipient has won money in an international lottery. The email is an attempt to initiate a dialogue with potential victims and subsequently trick them into sending money to the scammers responsible. There is no "Bono Lottery International Program" and no prize money.
-Courtesy of a website I am beginning to like for entertainment:
Be sure to check it out!

Especially the part on the True Mails.. Its too good, You DONT wanna miss it..

Monday, October 6, 2008

Questionnaire..

Hmmm.. Saw this questionnaire going around, thought to give it a whirl!

Last movie seen in a theatre:

Mama Mia

What book are you currently reading?

Insomnia- Stephen King

Favorite board game:

Snakes n Ladders (What else???)

Favorite magazine:

Digit India

Favorite smells:

Freshly brewed filter coffee

Favorite sounds:

An early morning Koel in full swing!

Worst feeling in the world:

Falling below your own expectations and standards!

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Gotta start downloads from the net, got free net only till 8 am..

Favorite fast food place:

Hangyo Saiba, Mangalore

Future child’s name:

Master Yoda if its a boy, Princess Consuela Banana-hammock if its a girl.. You figure them out!

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”

Most probably invest it in real estate (Ya, guess i am a nerd)

Do you drive fast?

Not really, I prefer 40-60 Km/h

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Nope! Unless u refer to stuffed people??

Storms - Cool or Scary?

Uber cool! Thats the true epitomy of power while also being graceful..

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Never had broccoli, and judging by what i know of it- Never will either!

If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

Hmmm.. Bright blue with metal spikes implanted in between- Might as well go the whole hog if indeed i am doing it :)

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:

Suratkal

Favorite sports to watch:

F1, WWE, Cricket

What’s under your bed?

Old furniture and the occasional boogey-man

Would you like to be born as yourself again?

Undoubtedly! Provided i retain my memory of the previous life.. Hmmm.. Sounds like Ram Gopal Verma's next film plot!!

Morning person or night owl?

Morning hawk.. Really early too.

Favorite place to relax:

My garden at home

Favorite ice cream flavor:

Almond roasted Chocolate, Black currant

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Let's get humurous!

NITK has all sorts of people. What this article hopes to do is shed some light on the reactions of the inmates to humour (or atleast attempts at humour!). We have various kinds of human beings here, so let's classify them under this dubious scheme:

THE D-uh's

Such pachyderms (literally) have an IQ lesser than their age at their peak mental activity. If you wanna commit suicide, just tell them a joke. But if you are really masochistic, tell them a pun! And wait.... Until the general laughter subsides. Here it comes - that dreaded "D-uh, I didnt get it"

If you are smart, you'll go "Neither do I" and walk away. But no, there are some of us who won't rest till the joke has firmly established its credibility and "laughability".

NOTE: Most D-uh's are 6'4" in height and well over 200 pounds in body mass so walking away may prove hazardous to your health. At such times, just go ahead and explain!

"D-uh, I still dont get it"

You pick at the remnants of the hair on your head- "I am sorry I brought it up"

"Up? But we are on the ground floor!"

Your fingers are drawing blood from your scalp by now- " No, I am sorry.. The chicken NEVER crossed the road, I made a mistake". And you walk away with the satisfaction that they wont pick on you for some time atleast. Sometimes they figure out that you played them: AVOID such people!

THE "NO VULGAR JOKES PLEASE, I LIVE IN THE GB" Types

You might have guessed the sex of this category (GB = GIRL'S BLOCK, YOU "D-uh"). I mean no offense to my lady friends (See how I avoid confrontations with ppl?) but this is generally true. Put something slightly or even indiscernibly vulgar in your statements (even if you are talking about the mating habits of the african Horned Iguanas) and you are history! First they look at you with a cold stare that can make a Basilisk blush and they do the 1-2-3-turn-around-without-a-word-and-walk-away scene. You are left wondering whether they come under the "D-uh's" (The IQ's match!) but decide to make a new category..

The "What did you say?" Types

These are deaf! Positively, incomparably deaf! You can try Echo-location on these guys but only bats shall respond, not them. You can tell them an entire joke at 140 decibels and yet, just as you are done with the punch line:-

"Aaahhh??, What was that again?"

You control the bile in your mouth and say it again. But still:

"Whats so funny about that? I dont think I heard the entire joke"

Grrrr.. Beat them to a pulp and feel better!

The "I Don't Joke" Type

Such people are born to suffer the sorrows and the anguish that the world has to offer! They have a motto: "If anything seems funny to others, then we shall not see it that way!" If you got guts then tell a joke about scientists to a group of these guys and see how it quickly escalates to an all-out brawl about "The proton that crossed the road to meet a lonely electron"

HOLY SH*T! You will find such guys mostly as frustu's, senti's or that all-star set: PSYCHOS! They are pretty easy to recognise and hence avoid: Look out for a "Neeaaaahhhh"-like snort after each profound statement..

THE Witty Category

My favourite kind! You crack a joke and they laugh heartily.. Then be sure that they will follow it one another joke back to you with their compliments. Another 5 more in retaliation! And then sit up all night thinking up 10 others in case the topic is pursued again the next day..

This category has got to be protected for they shall face many voilent reactions (See D-uh's for more). If they remind everyone of their right to free speech, they get a 100 more opposing rights from others.. And a few lefts too! If you can take it in your stride, join the group. Otherwise stay away. May GOD protect us, amen!

Mission Accomplished- Anonymous

Not mine, author unknown but whoever it was had way too much time on their hands:

The enemy lies still,
Unaware of my presence,
I creep slowly, stealthily,
Breathing softly, not even blinking,
For fear that it may cause a disturbance

I prepare to confront the enemy
Fully armed I face it,
Like Goliath vs David
I plan my moves intricately
As the odius moment draws near.....

The time comes.....
I raise my mighty hand
A deadly blow I strike,
The fly is dead and I have won!

Excuse me..

Based on a true life incident:-

30 June 2003
Dear Diary,
What a day, I repeat, what a day! I had started my 2nd week of 11th standard at my school- Kendriya Vidyalaya No.1, Mangalore- thinking of the computer class I was also taking & pleading in my mind for the teachers to not give any homework. I soon realised that my teachers were very sincere indeed, piling loads of homework on me! "How am I going to finish all this??" I asked myself..

You see, it wasn't a great day (!) from the beginning. I had missed my usual bus in the morning, got caught in the rain and so on.. You get the point!

Well here I am, school done and walking the small distance from the bus stop to my computer class. I was about to openly curse the rain when this kind looking old man with a smile on his face approaches me:

"Excuse me..."
"Yes?" I said.
"What's the way to the bus stop?"
"Go straight ahead and take that left road past the bakery over there."
"Thank you!"
"Totally my pleasure!"

He drew a bit closer and said sheepishly: "You see, my boy, I am actually 10 rupees short of the ticket price of a bus to Udupi. I don't suppose you can spare a tenner? Don't worry, just come here tomorrow the same time to collect your money back."

I admit I was a lot more trusting then (Read gullible). Also I had just got my President's Award for Bharat Scouts and flashes of the scout law came to my mind - 'To help other people..'- and so before I knew it, I handed him a 10 rupee note. He thanked me and went about his way leaving me in a delirium of good-goodyness!

I had gone but a few feet when I turned around to see that sweet old man. To my utter shock, the old man was running, not towards the bus stop, but towards the local toddy shop! It may seem a minor incident now but then it played a pivotal role in making me the sarcastic skeptic I am today..

Well thats it for another post for I see at the gate entrance of my home, calling me out, a kind looking old man with a smile on his face..
He says "Excuse me..."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Friday, October 3, 2008

A-Z of NITK

Pls comment if i need to add any words!

A- Arbit, ATB, Amul shop, Adlabs, A1
B- Block, Bond, Bittu da dhaba, Bharath mall, Bindass
C- CCC, Crrescendo, Chakka, Chumma, Club, Chaatu, Couples, Counterstrike
D- DC, Despo, Dispensary (Also see under "Useless"), Ditch maadi
E- Ecstacsi (Combo of drug + CSI event), Enjoy maga, Empire mall
F- F***, Frustu, Fresher, Funda
G- GB, GG, GIRL (endangered species), GPL, Gay
H- Hostel, Highway (to hell), Hell (Omnipresent), Homo
I- Incident, Ideal (icecream), Ideal (travel agency)
J- Jhakass, Jugaad
K- Kela, KREC, Krishna's
L- LL, Library, Lol
M- Maadi, Maga, Muggu, Main lobby, Mangalore, Manipal, MIT
N- NFC, NITK, Nnnooooooooo, News Wagon
O- OD (derived from kannada)
P- Pehelwan, Party, Politics, PG, Pondy, Psycho
Q- Queue, Question paper (Hopefully followed by "leak"), Quake
R- RR, Red Bench (Now Yellow)
S- SJA, SAC, SADS, Saibeen, Santu, Senti, Sessionals (Only the book now), Suratkal, Sutta, Swami
T- Treat, Tango
U- Ultra, Universal
V- Vitruvian
W- WTF, WOW (The game)
X- Xerox
Y- Yaake, Yen maga
Z- Zilch (I salute the person who can understand the pun here)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Gandhi Jayanthi

"I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed.
I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible.
But i refuse to be blown off my feet by any."
- Mahatma Gandhi
Its that time of the year when Indians question themselves over and over again: Is this what the Mahatma desired for India? Are we remembering his ideals or is it all a sham?

Oct 2, 2008: The country is under extreme terrorist attacks! Just yesterday atleast 4 bombs exploded in Agartala, Tripura killing 2 and leaving 70 injured as of now. The time of Navaratri is upon us and the news shows how policemen are being told to dress up incognito and join the merry-making keeping an ever watchful eye out for trouble. Id is celebrated around the world but the accusations against them by extremist hindu groups has shunned a few of them against celebrating. Christians are still reeling from the anti-conversion havoc and the Indian Prime Minister only "condemns the attacks" while in USA and France- Isnt that condemning what other heads of state are supposed to do??

I bet there will be more speeches today, more reassurances of Gandhiji and some will go far enough to telecast Lage Raho Munnabhai for thats how ppl now most relate to the Mahatma and his principles. So are we a failure?

NOPE! Despite all the atrocities we continue to majorly follow the same routine we have done for years. While some may see it as nonchalance/ignorance I say its because Indians are used to terror right from the days of the Aryan conquerors. We have courage to follow our lives as we wish too, terrorism shall never make us hide under our beds. Maybe we all arent taking active steps to counter it but then who does so successfully?

We all continue to remember Gandhiji's principles even if we may choose to not follow them at this time. Isnt that better than the Americans who cant even remember what Martin Luther King Jr said in his speech "I have a dream..." ?? We may continue to show more interest in whats happening in cricket but our heart glows whenever a foreigner praises or even mentions Gandhiji..

We may not salute you in open now, Mahatma, but we do remember you! May your soul continue to rest in peace!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

PCSPI class by Jittu

So this week heralded a welcome, albeit temporary, change in the teaching routing for the dreaded PCSPI subject. Turns out GOD was unavailable to help us (Nice pun huh? ) and so it was upto the All-Indian teacher from biotech dept, Jitendra Pal, to take us through Solid Waste Management (Read- Shit control) this week. Is it a coincidence that he actually sits in the room meant for GOD in biotech dept then?? Hmmm...

So we began the classes in the Biotech dept at 10 am (AC ROCKS BABY!) yesterday and we were treated to..........................NOTHING! Great engineers that we are, we couldnt figure out why the OHP wasnt working till the Heat Transfer Lab Assistant came forward and - you will love this - tightened a few loose connections with a screwdriver! Lol..

10:45 am and the classes begin! A most joyous presentation in front showed why things too happy n cheery are called "Gay".. The ppt looked like an 8 year old did it and from past experiences with jittu, we wont be surprised if that was true! The first 20 mins were really fun with statistics on avg solid waste generation for countries making GOGO confess that he himself produces 1 kg solid waste/day! The author says: HAHAHAHA

Past experiences also taught us that eventually jittu sucks interest out of anything like a Hummingbird on a wild orchid. 11:00 am and the true avatar of the class was revealed! Power cut and no AC/Fans.. But the delightful ppt continued on a UPS and we cheered everytime someone got up to open a window or screen away a curtain - There was nothing left to cheer about! Manish tried his best to bestow upon us his gift for melancholy but nothing could stop jittu that day.. Except jittu himself!

11:30 am and jittu says its boring (DUH!) and asks if we wanna stop now.. The titanic survivors cant compare to this particular lifeline and most grabbed onto it in utter relief. Some were so shocked they actually told jittu to continue (I remember you all!) but common sense won and the class ended - for now!

Today at 11:00 am we begin another episode of "Jittu taking PCSPI".. Make sure to join us then on your favourite channel SNORE-TV. Between now and then, enjoy everybody!

I end with a most delightful (Read GAY) slogan encountered in the ppt:-

Dont treat waste as Trash, use it for Cash!

I am sure many gtalk status messages right now are inspired by this.. Adeiu!

Notes on News happenings

Again this post is a summary of important things happening in the world today: Not my usual kinda post!

1) Reeling US economy

2) Investments at a low, bankruptcy of Lehmann Bros (No wonder they never came for placements this year)

3) Terrorism spreading like the AEDES fever in the sub-continent

4) Large Hadron Collider set-up but presently in repair mode to fix damage caused by a runaway energy surge

P.S: For all the crazy fanatics out there: http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

I suggest everyone take a look at the above link, its very informative (hehe)..

5) Nuclear Deal finally through, a great success on the UPA resume

6) Anti conversion rows hit Hindu-Christian bonds in India, even mangalore falls prey to extremist groups

7) End of Ramadan today, Id Mubarak Ho :)

The new Russia

This is a post written for me alone, like a diary for the future me. I am sorry if u feel bored!

The former Russian President Vladimir Putin had lost the confidence of the communist politburo in the Red square for being too "lenient". No wonder that he was soon replaced by Dmitry Medvedev who has done so many things already that they make me wonder what he is upto!

1) Warning to NATO to not interfere with russian matters of interest
2) Instigate an all-out war against a depleted Georgia which happens to be a US ally
3) Maintain military presence in Georgia despite promises of backing out
4) Incredible increase in defence forces and armaments

He seems to be of the breed of russians from which came Tsar Ivan the Terrible, Joseph Stalin and Nikita Kruschev.. I dont like whats going on in the Kremlin, especially with the USA reeling under the dwindling economy and Change of President! The world is already in its 3rd world war against Terrorism whether we accept it or not, this is another complication. Hope i am proved wrong eventually..

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